19 May 2009

Here we stand, dodging falling frogs, and poking stick-pins in the sky.

Greetings Friends.

It is long ere last I laid eyes on ye. You are all well, I trust, and comfortably dressed. Perhaps this missive finds you gently swaying in a hemp mesh hammock, sipping tonic water and making tentative advances toward that last mango slice precariously balanced on your fruit distended belly, the juice pooling in your navel a saccharine wading pool for tsetse flies. Don't let them bite you! And don't let that mango go to waste! Those little fuckers are expensive.

On an unrelated note: We would like to extend a warm thank you to everyone who was able to make it out to the show Sunday night. Without hesitation I can say that we appreciate each and every one of you. And thank you for being willing to enthusiastically bang on plastic tubes and drums. Also, a hearty thank you to Sleepy Seeds, for their fine guitarmanship. And to Jeff Hanson, for stopping in Boise, (or Garden City, as it were), to share his observations and music. Jeff, may your future road be Nickleback and high-five free.

Sadly, our tour horse, Monday Bloody Monday, threw a shoe over the weekend, and the farrier may be unable to repair it in time for our early June trip through Oregon and Washington. And rather than ride rough shod over those two states, like the intemperate and obdurate horde we usually are, we thought it best to indefinitely postpone our grand adventure. Alas, there may also have been other, more mundane, issues that wrenched our plans awry. If anything changes in this regard, we will let you, our adoring and strangely quiet public, know.

Lastly, keep your optical nerves honed and focused here, on this very blog, for one day in the distant future, this could potentially be the home of the next web sensation, a Google for the poor and semi-literate, a Chucky Cheese for the lactose intolerant, a manual butter churn for the henpeck housewife, a veritable boon for those who aspire to little, and achieve less, brought to you by the good people at Locke & Otis Productions. Of what wonder do I speak? What marvel of human ingenuity? Why, of Wombat Justice, of course. As one astute and sensitive reviewer put it, "What the fuck is Wombat Justice? It looks like someone spilled ink all over the damn place. Is this supposed to be funny? What the hell is wrong with you people?" That's right, you heard it here first, folks.

Have a lovely week.

Josh

13 May 2009

Contest over and another Sunday show!


Yo yo yo.

First off, congrats to M. Tommy Smith for his correct response to the first physics challenge! His correct answer won him a copy of our CD and a button. Check out his blog Trolls and Techno-babble its pretty rad.

In other news, we have a show this Sunday and we'd love to see you all there! It's at the Visual Arts Collective and will feature the always amazing Sleepy Seeds (Boise, ID) and Jeff Hanson. We don't have a poster for this show so instead we're going to give you a picture of us. So remember: 5/17/09 3638 Osage St, Garden City, ID - Doors@8pm Show@9pm $5

Signing off, Z.