This band just got mobile...it feels 7 different kinds of wrong, like a bacon burger

Hey Man, You Got a Ball Peen Hammer?

Once upon a time there was an 'Orrible Ogre who dragged behind him a nasty, knobby club. One day the 'Orrible Ogre was playing drums in a rock 'n' roll band and smashed up a nice, shiny splash cymbal with his mean old club. The cymbal flew clean off its stand--the wingnut went this way and the felt padding went that. God only knows what became of the washer and tubing!

Now, wherever the 'Orrible Ogre goes he shows his lumpy old bumpy smashed up splash cymbal and asks, "Hey man, you got a ball peen hammer?"