30 March 2010

A Breach in the Beehive

Greetings and welcome to A Seasonal Disguise's random news of randomness.

As the weather begins to nice'n and the days begin to brighten, and as the lilacs begin to bloom and the bears crawl eagerly from hibernation, seeking out other like minded bears with whom they can instigate constructive horizontal business, we, your humble ASD troubadours, have decided to stay home this spring...SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Below we offer several reasons for you to get out yer house and join the frolicsome fray of flitting bees, dancing feet, and mating bears.
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A Breach in the Beehive : A Seasonal Disguise's Spring 2010 Stay-at-home tour.

April 3rd, (SAT) -- NEUROLUX, opening for The Cave Singers. 8 pm. ($8 advance, $10 @ the door).

April 6th, (TUE) -- BOISE PUBLIC LIBRARY MAIN, Get Loud @ the Library!, also featuring Megan Starr-Levitt of Opera Idaho and Boise Police Pipes and Drums. 5-8 pm, (we'll play @ 7:30 in the auditorium). (FREE).

April 9th, (FRI) -- THE BOUQUET, with Let's Get Lost, Aaron Mark Brown, & Kyle O'Quinn. 9 pm. ($5 @ the door).

April 28th, (WED) -- VISUAL ARTS COLLECTIVE (VAC), with Archeology, Hillfolk Noir, & Le Fleur. 8 pm. ($5 @ the door*).

April 30th, (FRI) -- THE EGYPTIAN THEATER, Haiti Benefit, opening for Built to Spill along with the Boise High School Orchestras. 8 pm. ($18).

May 7th, (FRI) -- VISUAL ARTS COLLECTIVE (VAC), Idaho Foodbank Benefit, with Blacksmith, Spondee, & ReVoLt ReVoLt. 8 pm. ($5 @ the door, or $3 with 2 cans of food).

*I'm assuming, with a reasonable likelihood of accuracy.
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Now, if you can make it out to any of these shows, fantastic. If you can't, we'll still love you. Just like your mother did when she caught you smearing the family cat with candle wax after you misunderstood something you read in that issue of Cosmo you found stuffed under your older brothers mattress. You remember the one, with the cover story titled 50 Ways to Sex Up Your Sexy Sex...And Keep Your Man. Moral of the story. It's never too early to teach your children that some words have multiple meanings, that Brazilians aren't necessarily just people from Brazil, and that...well, I'll leave that to you. Just know that we'll still love you.

We'll still love you even when your sun tan fades.

Josh

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